• DrakeBlayze

    Adolf: The Legacy

    January 7, 2017 by DrakeBlayze

    December 27, 2012

    My name is Sukov Blyatovich and I am 29 years old. I graduated from Vodka Ruski University and I am currently a bartender in Germany. My father was a Russian and my mother was a German, so after my mother died I moved to Russia with my father. However, my father died of cancer at the age of 69 when I was 25, leaving me alone in this big world. Today, I was working at the bar when my friend, Dmitri Petrenkov walked in, drunk as a newborn russian. "MY FRIEND!" He exclaimed. "WE HAVE GOOD TIME!" He screamed, slamming his fist down on the table that he had just sat down on. "Hey Dmitri Fuckov, where have you been?" I asked. "I GO TO MUSEUM, SEE GREAT LEADER STALIN!" He replied, showing me a selfie of him standing in front of a…

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