Note: I did not create this pasta and I am in no way taking credit for writing it. I'm jusst passing it on.
There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck. The boy kept enquiring what the ribbon was for, to no avail. From childhood to teens, the boy persists in asking what the ribbon is for, but the girl refuses to answer. Upon reaching adulthood the boy and girl fall in love, as they have been so close all their lives; the girl kept the ribbon on her neck, but the reason behind it remaining a secret to the boy.
One day they got married, grew old together, and the woman fell ill. As the woman knew her time was coming, she finally said to the man “I will show you why I wear the ribbon all the time.”
She removed the ribbon and her head fell off. THE END.