Sometime in the spring of 1989, fourteen elite Reaganite businessmen met in a nondescript pub not far outside Buffalo. What was discussed is unknown to this very day. If you ask the bartender about the incident, he will say nothing until you leave. Ask him about the lighting though, and he'll tell you how none of the thirteen bulbs in the building have ever gone off, even when the power was out. He will not blink during this tale, and if you stare into his eyes, you may catch the image of a sharply dressed businessman with a disarming grin.