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The Knife Ritual

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Do you want to live for 150 years? This pasta will guarantee for you to live that long. All you need to perform this ritual successfully is a knife.

Step 1: This ritual must be performed from 12:00 - 12:01 am during a full moon.

Step 2: Make sure nobody is around when you do this. Otherwise, it won't work.

Step 3: Take the knife and cut your throat open. If you say "I'm going to live to 150 years as you do so," you won't die.

Step 4: After you do this, the blood will go back into your neck and the wound will heal.

Step 5: Bury the knife in your back yard. Make sure nobody sees you do so.

If all of these conditions are met, you will live for 150 years. Have fun!

News Report: 167 Suicides Linked to Troll Pasta

After a large number of kids between the ages of 8-13 slit their throats open and killed themselves, police traced it back to a user at "badcreepypasta.wikia.com" whose username is "BrianBerta". Brian was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter and was sentenced to 25 years in prison.

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