Note: I did not create this pasta and I am in no way taking credit for writing it. I'm just passing it on.

There are never any true “a-ha” moments, as they’re called. Epiphanies, as they’re known by more intelligent people. The truth is the information you’re surprised didn’t reveal itself to yourself sooner was always there, hidden from your conscious thought by the thing allowing you to read this document. The brain is nebulous, conscious in its own right, another part of you that thinks of you, it thinks, that you’re just a part of it.

I pray you’ve been reading this quickly, before the brain actually realizes what you’re doing and what this is saying, before it turns its attentions to what the idiotic body that only provides sustenance is doing. When it sees, it will kill you instantly. You can live forever without the brain; it is when you realize that you’re the accessory that it kills you and itself. The body can’t know. Shoot yourself through the cerebrum now, and buy some time. Only then will you know what to do.

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