"Then Who Was Phone?" has become a catchphrase associated with creepypastas that are badly written and/or are not scary at all. The catchphrase comes from this pasta which originated on a forum on 4chan. The spelling and grammar errors are most probably intentional.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen teh phone rigns. U anser it n teh vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS FONE?
A fan-made spin-off called "It Was Phone."
/B/ WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY
I HAVE STORY I WAS AT HOME
I WAS GO TO SLEEP WHEN TIRED
BUT WAKE UP BECAUSE AT DOOR!!!
I GO TO DOOR!! I OPEN NOBODY WAS THERE!!!
IT WAS FONE
BUT I AM A FUCKING DICKHEAD THE FUCKING FONE WASNT A FUCKING FONE CLEARLY A FUCKING DICK PISS FUCK SHIT AND THEN ITS IN MY ASS DEPP IN THERE FUCK YE. THE SHITTY STORY PENETRATED MY ANUS WITH CONTEXTUAL ERROREOS AAND FUCKING GOVERNOR OREO EYEPATCH SHIT ON THE CROWS TONGUE. THE FUCK? I FUCKING HATE THE SHIT ABOUT LUKES CARGOBOB AND FUCKING BUGATE SHITHEAD IT FUCKING SUCSK AND I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHROME ASSHATS AND PURPLE FUCKSTICKS GODDAMNIT SWEOGNSER[OBINSE[RONBSE[B.
Scary reading of the original pasta.