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RUMOR HAS IT, THAT A GORGEOUS LADY CAN BE FOUND OUTSIDE VERY OFTEN IN PUR TOWN. SHE WILL BE LEANING AGAINST A WALL, WATCHING BYSTANDERS AS THEY WALK BY HER. IF YOU HAPPEN TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER, SHE WIL SMILE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE YOU EVER SEEN. YOU THENN WILL FILL THE NEED TO INVITE HER AT YOUR HOUSE, AND YOU WILL CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THAT. AT YOUR HOUSE, YOU WILL HAVE DINNER TOGETHER, OR LUNCH IF IT ISN'T EVENING YET. DURING THE SINNER/LUNCH, SHE WILL KEEP ON EYEING YOU, LIKE TO HINT YOU THAT SHE HAS INTENTION TO DO SOMETHING EROTIC AFTER YOU TWO FINISH EATING.

BEFORE YOU KNOW, YOU WILL FIND YOU ON YOUR SOFFA WITH HER, WHO WILL STILL HAVE HER BEAUTIFUL SMILE ON HER FACE. IT'S NOW THAT SHE WILL SNAP YOUR NECK, IF SHIS IN A BAD MOOD, OTHERWISE SHE WILL JUST STAB YOU WITH A STILETTO, IN BOTH CASES SHE WILL KILL YOU, THOUGH. SHE WILL DO THAT WITH HER BEAUTIFUL SMILE STILL ON HER FACE, THOUGH, SO I GUESS ITS NOT A BAD WAY TO GO. AFTER THAT, SHE WILL EITHER TAKE YOUR BELONGINGS AND MAYBE GO TO HER GORGEOUS MAN OR SIMPLY DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR, NO ONE KNOWS. HER VICTIMS ARE ONLY MALE MANS BECAUSE SHE'S STRAIGHT.



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