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SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ERMAGERD SIMON GOT ME, I CAM HOME AN DER WAS JIZZIM OVER ALL DE DRAPES. I MEMBER READIN CREEPEH PASTAH AND I KNEW WAT WAS COMIN. I HEAR HIM AND THEN HE PIN ME DOWN IT WAS CREEPEH SIMON AND HE STRETCHED BY BUMHOL ANS WHISPERD IN MA EAT DAT HE LUVES MEH. HE SED HE LUVED MEH PET DOG GOLDIE. OH GOLDIE WHAY WHAT DID GOLDIE DO TO DESERV HTE AIDS THAT SIMON GAVE. WHAY WURLD WHAY WUD U LET SUCH A HUMUNGUS PEE PEE IN MA POOP HOLE, I TRIED TO DIHOREA ALL OVER HIM BUY HE SAY OOOOOO LUB MEH UP BEBA AND SPANKE MEH SO HARD MA MUM STOPPED WATCHIN TV AND LOOK AT US, TELLIN SIMON TO RAPE ME QUIETE. THEN SHREEK CAM IN AND HE AND SIMON HAD A RAPE OFF, SIMON WON AND NOW SHREK HAS AIDS, SO DOE BARAKA OBAMASALAMA

RUN HE IS BEHIN U NOW AND WNTS TO MEK SOME JELLY WITH YUOR BROTHERS BOGEYS

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