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i was scrolling through Netflix, back whe Naruto was still on Netflix, i decided to watch Naruto. i noticed that at the seasons list was “Season Zero.” i tried to ignore it but curiosity got the best of me. it only had one episode titled “Psycho Naruto” i clicked it, i wish i hadn’t. it started with Naruto smiling but his jumpsuit was red instead of orange. i found out why. he was beating Sasuke’s face in and his blood was staining his jumpsuit. iNaruto would never do this without a reason. it flashed to Naruto stabbing Kakashi in the eye. it was the sharingan eye. he then took it out and licked it. i nearly puked. it then flashed to a door that i realized was Naruto’s. i heard Sakura screamin and someone or something was banging on the door. it turns out Naruto was raping Sakura. it then flashed to Naruto trying to kill Neji. he was trying to cut out his heart. i turned it off. i was having dreams about that Naruto. he was saying “Why did you stop watching?” i never saw Naruto on Netflix again.