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I WAS A KID USING GOOGLE TRYING TO SEARCH UP SOME OPRAH BECAUSE MY MOM SAID IF I DIDN'T LOVE HER I WOULD DIE SO I WAS AND SUDDENLY THIS ADVERTISMENT CAME AND I CLICKED ON IT CUZ I WAS CURIOUS IT SAID "DONT CLICK ON THIS" AND I WAS LIKE "YOLO LOL" SO I CLICKED ON IT AND IT LEAD ME TO GOOGLE.COM EXCEPT I NOTICED SOMETHING STRANGE... MY RECENTLY VISTITED WHATEVERS WASNT ON THE BOTTOM INSTEAD IT WAS RED HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD AND I WAS SPOOKED BUT I DIDNT CARE CUZ MY COMPUTER WAS GLICTHING OUT LIKE CRAZY SO LOWAL. I SEARCHED OPRAH AND EVERYTHING WAS BLOODY AND STUFF AND THEN A POP-UP TAB CAME AND SAID "die" I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE IT WASNT ALL CAPS AND THAT'S ILLEGAL IN MY COUNTRY WHICH IS WHY I HAVE TO WRITE THIS IN ALL CAPS ANYWAY I WAS SCARED AND MY COMPUTER SHUT OFF AND MY MOM WAS DEAD AND TURNED INTO THE GOOGLE LOGO AND I WAS SCREAMED. SO I RAN AWAY AND WENT TO MCDONALDS AND MY BURGER TURNED INTO GOOGLE AND I WAS SCREAM. THEN EVERYTHING ELSE TURNED INTO GOOGLE AND I RSN AWAY AND I WENT TO GOOGLE HEADQURTERS AND EVERYTHING TURNED INTO GOOGLE AND SCREAM. THEN I WOKE UP AND I WAS LIKE "OMG BAD DREAM OH WELL LOL" SO I WENT ON THE BING INSTEAD BUT MY COMPUTER EXPLODED SO I USED GOOGLE ON MY LAPTOP AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED EXCEPT I WAS LOCKED IN MY HOUSE AND THE KEYS TURNED INTO GOOGLE SO I WENT TO MY BASEMENT AND GOT SPOOKED AND THEN THE POWER RAN OUT AND GOOGLE CAME AND KILLED ME

BE CAREFUL OF THE AD DONT CLICK IT IT SPOOKS YOU

PLZ

DONT

HELP

ME

NO SRSLY DONT IF YOU DO GOOGLE WILL KILL YOU

OK BYE

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