I use a nail clipper. You use a nail clipper. Everyone does, right? Well, I haven’t always used one. When I was little, my Dad used to tell me the only way to deal with long nails was to rip them off. He used a hand-operated machine from a past century to do it to me and my mother. He’s in jail now, I was told. I don’t walk around with bandages on my hands anymore.
Credited to Gingerbread